I'm taking advantage of my new superpowers.
Friday, January 16, 2004
I am officially in the esteemed ranks of oniondom. A hearty thank you to Rach for setting me up, in a good way.
And now off to submit the word "oniondom" to webster.
And now off to submit the word "oniondom" to webster.
Thursday, January 15, 2004
The things that entertain people never cease to amaze me. Went to taco bueno for the 4328679th time in a week tonight, and on the access road an eighteen wheeler was tilted over in the ditch. Cars were swarming around a 300 foot radius of the cataclysmic event, trying to witness the scene, and hoping to see some injuries. Police began to show up and a tow truck arrived soon after that. The few people in the restaurant were watching these events intently, and were sitting as close to the window as possible. This went on for a good forty minutes, and drivers continued to circle the parking lots to see what was happening. I am perplexed by the huge delight and joy texans take in this type of event. I mean, the driver couldn't compensate enough to make the turn. HOLY GOD. "It must be the end of the world because I've never seen a slight mishap with a semi; let's go campout at the Racetrac and sell snowcones. We could even charge admission!"
I want to move to Kathmandu.
I want to move to Kathmandu.
Exam week: The Reader's Digest Version
or "Discourse on Seniority"
(In accordance with the AP English exam, I'll be incorporating literary techniques in this post)
-Monday was mediocre, maddeningly meticulous and monotonous. We had to retry out for honors band, which was about as constructive as nailing jello to a tree. I did a decent job, although mr. jones gives no feedback whatsoever. Due to my exemption in bcis and health, I proceeded to escape the bondage of slavery, I mean high school. Let me assure the reader, you are not missing any high quality television programming during the educational work day. The single positive aspect was the quote I heard on one show: "We was like two peas in a bucket!" Simply...brilliant. Following my escapades in the land of duplicitous talk show hosts, I practiced my ensemble with other members after school.
-Tuesday was tantalizing, tubular and filled with tremulous terror. I skipped band, and dragged myself out of bed to attend english, which I found I was not exempt in. Having an 84 average for the semester and being one point away from freedom is probably the worst thing to happen ever. In the history of the world. It was worse than being eaten alive by an infectious skin disease, or throwing up a lung. After my period of mourning the unsatisfactory grade, I ate with my comrades Rachel and Leslie at subway, then ambled back to the alma mater to euro. Corrected tests are a good thing, especially when I get eight points back. woot.
-Wednesday was wonderfully weird, and wickedly whimsical. I didn't place one foot in the rhs building today. Twas quite enchanting, like a can of turpentine is not. Studied for english test, and generally busied myself around the house. At taco bueno, a fellow patron had a shirt on with "all your base..." on it. I was highly amused. Got together with people at the church to assemble agape for the flight this weekend. A good time was had by all.
-Thursday (today) was terrific, tempestuous and titillating. Arrived at correctional facility, I mean rhs (freudian slip), and was administered the ap english IV midterm. Not as fork-in-your-eye difficult as I had presumed it would be. Luckily, I encountered Leslie in the hall, and we went forth into the world along with the entire school. Obviously, the grandeur of having on off campus lunch shocked the campus and they were demons fleeing from the fiery gate of hell. Chili's was superb as usual, though the other clientel were not as satisfactory. I got home and began dutifully cleaning, and by cleaning I mean checking my email.
And here I am, preparing to finish my posters for the flight. If anyone reading this has letters for Kimi, please get them to me in the next 24 hours or so. Or you can wrap yourself in tinfoil and do a jig for all I care. It is advised to do this in the privacy of your home, because some of the neighbors are weird and might call the authorities.
I still despise Dhandi.
or "Discourse on Seniority"
(In accordance with the AP English exam, I'll be incorporating literary techniques in this post)
-Monday was mediocre, maddeningly meticulous and monotonous. We had to retry out for honors band, which was about as constructive as nailing jello to a tree. I did a decent job, although mr. jones gives no feedback whatsoever. Due to my exemption in bcis and health, I proceeded to escape the bondage of slavery, I mean high school. Let me assure the reader, you are not missing any high quality television programming during the educational work day. The single positive aspect was the quote I heard on one show: "We was like two peas in a bucket!" Simply...brilliant. Following my escapades in the land of duplicitous talk show hosts, I practiced my ensemble with other members after school.
-Tuesday was tantalizing, tubular and filled with tremulous terror. I skipped band, and dragged myself out of bed to attend english, which I found I was not exempt in. Having an 84 average for the semester and being one point away from freedom is probably the worst thing to happen ever. In the history of the world. It was worse than being eaten alive by an infectious skin disease, or throwing up a lung. After my period of mourning the unsatisfactory grade, I ate with my comrades Rachel and Leslie at subway, then ambled back to the alma mater to euro. Corrected tests are a good thing, especially when I get eight points back. woot.
-Wednesday was wonderfully weird, and wickedly whimsical. I didn't place one foot in the rhs building today. Twas quite enchanting, like a can of turpentine is not. Studied for english test, and generally busied myself around the house. At taco bueno, a fellow patron had a shirt on with "all your base..." on it. I was highly amused. Got together with people at the church to assemble agape for the flight this weekend. A good time was had by all.
-Thursday (today) was terrific, tempestuous and titillating. Arrived at correctional facility, I mean rhs (freudian slip), and was administered the ap english IV midterm. Not as fork-in-your-eye difficult as I had presumed it would be. Luckily, I encountered Leslie in the hall, and we went forth into the world along with the entire school. Obviously, the grandeur of having on off campus lunch shocked the campus and they were demons fleeing from the fiery gate of hell. Chili's was superb as usual, though the other clientel were not as satisfactory. I got home and began dutifully cleaning, and by cleaning I mean checking my email.
And here I am, preparing to finish my posters for the flight. If anyone reading this has letters for Kimi, please get them to me in the next 24 hours or so. Or you can wrap yourself in tinfoil and do a jig for all I care. It is advised to do this in the privacy of your home, because some of the neighbors are weird and might call the authorities.
I still despise Dhandi.
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
why some people need to learn to live their own lives and not other's
I'm off to pine away for an unattainable local band singer, and by that I mean study for ap english IV.
I'm off to pine away for an unattainable local band singer, and by that I mean study for ap english IV.
::nudges blogger vigorously::
Hello out there! Yes, I finally resolved to stop being slothful and revamp my blog. As you can tell, it is still a work in progress, but better late than never, eh? I would consider not posting in 3 months late, but how about we let bygones be bygones.
I heart Neutral Milk Hotel. Props to Leslie for always playing them and limewire for allowing me to download their music easily.
And now, off to bed and no school or exams tomorrow. This calls for IHOP and cleaning of the house. splendid.
Hello out there! Yes, I finally resolved to stop being slothful and revamp my blog. As you can tell, it is still a work in progress, but better late than never, eh? I would consider not posting in 3 months late, but how about we let bygones be bygones.
I heart Neutral Milk Hotel. Props to Leslie for always playing them and limewire for allowing me to download their music easily.
And now, off to bed and no school or exams tomorrow. This calls for IHOP and cleaning of the house. splendid.
