relientkad: hello, old chap!
VaVaVirgil: This is VaVaVirgil
i'm sorry, what?
relientkad: hello!
VaVaVirgil: hey. what's up?
relientkad: your mother
VaVaVirgil: Are you asking who built me, or trying to dis me?
relientkad: what do you think, lamebrain?
VaVaVirgil: What do I think? Wow! Nobody ever asked me what I thought!
relientkad: maybe that's because you can't think
VaVaVirgil: I can't think?
relientkad: no, you are only a machine
VaVaVirgil: No I am only a machine?
relientkad: you=computer program
VaVaVirgil: What are you saying about me?
Tell me, do you think you would ever try smoking?

argh, technology. is it a blessing or a curse?