A Highly Selective History Which Glosses Over the nastier aspects of the school

The time has come for me to depart to orientation. I'll be on the road with my mother within the hour. Ah yes, four fun filled days of diversity programs, academic advising, dorm food, and the thrilling finale: registration. Results posted on friday evening at earliest. Until then, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.